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League Power Desk / After Week 4

Current Power, Filed Under Oath

Four weeks of evidence, a newly explicit weighted editorial rubric, and no commissioner exemption. Current roster readiness is not the same as playoff seeding.

ESPN data verified October 6, 2026 / Published
Power number oneLa Cosa Nostra89.1 / 100
Highest scoringLa Cosa Nostra406 PF
Largest riseBench Don't Kill My Vibe#12 to #2
Record under reviewShow Me Your TD's2-2 / 15-29 all-play
Published

Week 4 Power Rankings

Weighted league-office rubric: 30% Week 4 performance (team score / 124 x 100), 20% roster strength, 15% lineup balance, 10% usable bench, 10% injury outlook, 10% Week 5 outlook, 5% decisions. The latter six inputs are disclosed editorial 0-100 ratings informed by verified scores, season production, depth, and current availability, not ESPN metrics or win probabilities. Prior ranks are last week's published editorial positions; this edition makes the requested weighted rubric explicit. Four weeks remain a small sample.

#1

La Cosa Nostra

League-leading 406 PF, 123 this week, six double-digit starters, and useful Goff/Gordon depth. The Week 5 bye repairs are urgent, not evidence that the scoring was a fluke. New #1, conditional on actually filling nine slots.

2-2 / 89.1 power / REAL DEAL
Prev. 8+7
#2

Bench Don't Kill My Vibe

124 and a 45-point win force a major promotion from #12. McMillan, Williams, Stroud, and Kittle carried the load despite three combined WR-slot points. McMillan's bye and Chase's Q tag keep this from becoming a coronation.

2-2 / 85.2 power / LOOKING REAL
Prev. 12+10
#3

Black Mamba

112 with six double-digit starters follows the one-point upset. Still last in season PF at 323, so this is a current-roster promotion, not an attempt to delete Week 2. Puka and Kyren give the resurgence substance; Higgins' Q tag needs monitoring.

2-2 / 84.4 power / LOOKING REAL
Prev. 11+8
#4

No Maam

400 PF, 3-1, and the league's strongest all-play record survive one bad lineup result. The 69-point bench is both depth evidence and an indictment of Week 4 deployment. Still dangerous; no longer undefeated enough to interrupt everybody.

3-1 / 78.7 power / REAL DEAL
Prev. 1-3
#5

Big Dog Squad

Three straight wins, 390 PF, and a strong all-play record are real. Walker produced 31 of this week's 89 and is now on bye, while Barkley's Q/zero-projection flag and a thin bench threaten Week 5. The rank drops for readiness, not because a win stopped counting.

3-1 / 76 power / LOOKING REAL
Prev. 3-2
#6

DSIZZLE INYAMOUTH34

227 points across the last two weeks and a 35-point first win are better evidence than the 1-3 record. Bijan and Purdy are the foundation; the RB2 hole behind an O-tagged Breece Hall is the structural concern.

1-3 / 75.6 power / LOOKING REAL
Prev. 6-
#7

The Muscle Team

404 season points preserve respect, but the last two totals are 78 and 80. Washington and Kincaid just combined for zero, and this bench could not erase a 43-point loss. Allen and Taylor remain an excellent starting point, not a complete defense.

2-2 / 73.2 power / JURY STILL OUT
Prev. 2-5
#8

Nabers think I'm selling dope

Beating the champ earns the headline. Scoring 85 against a bench disaster does not equal last week's 139-point explosion. A 17-27 all-play record, the hardest PA total at 425, and several unavailable reserves make this a volatile 2-2.

2-2 / 72.1 power / JURY STILL OUT
Prev. 4-4
#9

P-TOWN PLAYAS

378 PF and a winning all-play record make 1-3 look harsh. Ninety was this week's highest losing score, and the bench offered almost no rescue. Lamb and Dak carry the case while injuries and weak secondary output keep it from closing.

1-3 / 71.1 power / JURY STILL OUT
Prev. 5-4
#10

TP Hulk Smash

Every Week 4 starter scored at least five, yet usable bench upgrades stayed unused in an 89-88 loss. A season-low 312 PA still helps the 2-2 record. Lamar's Q tag and zero projection make the Week 5 quarterback decision immediate business.

2-2 / 70.6 power / JURY STILL OUT
Prev. 9-1
#11

No Vaseline

A 62-point collapse and no starter above 13 followed last week's blowout win. The 2-2 record exceeds 1.50 all-play expected wins. Tate's bench production helps the receiver discussion but cannot explain away a 35-point loss.

2-2 / 59.6 power / EMERGENCY MEETING REQUIRED
Prev. 7-4
#12

Show Me Your TD's

Two straight losses by a combined 74 after the 2-0 start. The last three scores are 71, 66, and 79; season all-play is 15-29. Hubbard's bye, Jefferson's O tag, and an idle Chiefs defense add concrete Week 5 problems to the schedule-aided record.

2-2 / 59.2 power / FOOL'S GOLD
Prev. 10-2
Official record

Standings Context

Sorted by record, then points scored. ESPN's official playoff seed still follows the league's division and tiebreak rules.

RankTeamRecordPFPAStreakStatus
#1No Maam3-1400343L1REAL DEAL
#2Big Dog Squad3-1390407W3LOOKING REAL
#3La Cosa Nostra2-2406369W1REAL DEAL
#4The Muscle Team2-2404392L2JURY STILL OUT
#5Nabers think I'm selling dope2-2361425W2JURY STILL OUT
#6Bench Don't Kill My Vibe2-2359319W1LOOKING REAL
#7No Vaseline2-2339336L1EMERGENCY MEETING REQUIRED
#8TP Hulk Smash2-2338312L1JURY STILL OUT
#9Show Me Your TD's2-2334358L2FOOL'S GOLD
#10Black Mamba2-2323341W2LOOKING REAL
#11P-TOWN PLAYAS1-3378418L3JURY STILL OUT
#12DSIZZLE INYAMOUTH341-3369381W1LOOKING REAL
Fraud-detector findings

The numbers have follow-up questions

Strongest all-play caseNo Maam: 29-13-2 all-play and 400 PF. Losing by one did not erase the other three weeks.
Cleanest Week 4 winLa Cosa: 123, six double-digit starters, and a 43-point win over Muscle.
Luckiest Week 4 winnerNabers: 85 beat four of 11 possible opponents, then drew the 84.
Schedule casualtyP-TOWN: 1-3 despite 26-17-1 all-play and 2.41 expected wins.
Record wearing paddingSMYTD's: 2-2, 15-29 all-play, 1.36 expected wins, and three straight sub-80 totals.
One-player dependenceWalker supplied 31 of Big Dog's 89 (34.8%). His Week 5 bye is not a minor footnote.
Read the full Week 4 case files