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Week 2 matchup desk

The Alibis Have Expired

All six Week 2 matchups, ESPN projections, league-office calls, injury pressure, and the games most likely to expose a fraudulent Week 1 record.

ESPN sync pending
Game of the WeekMuscle vs P-TOWN1-0
Panic BowlBench vs Nabers0-1
Safest favoriteNo Maam-10
Upset watchSMYTD's over DSIZZLE+7
Six games

Week 2 Preview Board

Predictions use the commissioner-approved Sept. 15 ESPN snapshot. Injury designations can change before kickoff.

Champion check

No Vaseline vs No Maam

1-0 vs 1-0
ESPNNo Maam 90-86
League officeNo Maam 98-88

No Vaseline owns the record, but No Maam owns the stronger scoring base and an 85-point Week 1 bench. Jordan Mason is questionable and TreVeyon Henderson is out for No Vaseline. The champion has the safer floor and more escape routes.

Panic Bowl

Bench Don't Kill My Vibe vs Nabers think I'm selling dope

0-1 vs 0-1
ESPNBench 95-92
League officeBench 97-88

The bottom two teams meet after scoring 61 and 75. Bench must prove the preseason grade was more than famous names. Nabers must find help for Gibbs and Daniels while carrying the week's busiest injury report.

Upset watch

Show Me Your TD's vs DSIZZLE INYAMOUTH34

1-0 vs 0-1
ESPNDSIZZLE 95-88
League officeSMYTD's 101-94

ESPN favors DSIZZLE, but SMYTD's scored 40 more in Week 1 and displayed production at every skill position. DSIZZLE needs its receivers to join Bijan and Breece in the active workforce.

Model disagreement

La Cosa Nostra vs Big Dog Squad

1-0 vs 0-1
ESPNBig Dog 96-92
League officeLa Cosa 100-93

ESPN likes Big Dog by four. The league office prefers La Cosa's Week 1 balance and deeper bench. Ladd McConkey is questionable for Big Dog; Zay Flowers is questionable for La Cosa.

Game of the Week

The Muscle Team vs P-TOWN PLAYAS

1-0 vs 1-0
ESPNMuscle 96-93
League officeMuscle 104-99

The two teams combined for 245 in Week 1. Muscle posted the league's only 11-0 all-play week. P-TOWN won with Caleb Williams' 36 on the bench. This is the first real test of whether Muscle's explosion is the new baseline.

Bounce-back file

Black Mamba vs TP Hulk Smash

0-1 vs 0-1
ESPNTP Hulk 95-91
League officeTP Hulk 99-93

TP Hulk had the best loss of Week 1 and brings the Jackson-Henry ceiling, but A.J. Brown is on injured reserve. Black Mamba needs its receivers to support Lawrence and Montgomery before two good individual scores become another quiet loss.

Availability

Injury Watch

Current ESPN roster designations from publication time.

No Vaseline: Jordan Mason questionable; TreVeyon Henderson out.

Nabers: Alec Pierce and Chig Okonkwo questionable; Brock Bowers and Zach Charbonnet out; Josh Jacobs day-to-day.

Show Me Your TD's: Brian Thomas Jr. questionable on the bench.

La Cosa Nostra: Zay Flowers questionable.

Big Dog Squad: Ladd McConkey questionable.

The Muscle Team: De'Zhaun Stribling doubtful; Alvin Kamara out on the bench.

P-TOWN PLAYAS: Jalen McMillan out.

TP Hulk Smash: Kyler Murray questionable; A.J. Brown on injured reserve.

Most dangerous underdog

P-TOWN PLAYAS

P-TOWN scored 107 and left Caleb Williams' 36 on the bench. Muscle is favored, not comfortable.

Likely shootout

Muscle vs P-TOWN

They combined for 245 in Week 1 against a combined ESPN Week 2 projection of 189.

Likely ugly

Bench vs Nabers

They combined for 136 in Week 1, and Nabers carries the heaviest injury sheet.