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The Draft Has Been Graded

One transparent 100-point standard for every team. These are Week 1 evaluations, not permanent records, despite what the group chat will claim.

Last synced 9/9/2026, 4:53:58 AM PT
30Starting lineup15Running backs15Wide receivers10QB + TE10Bench10Upside5Risk5Balance
#1
Brandon Griffin

Bench Don't Kill My Vibe

B+88.4
Starting lineup 30/30
Running backs 13/15
Wide receivers 13.7/15
QB + TE 6.5/10
Bench depth 7.4/10
Upside 9.6/10
Risk 3.2/5
Balance 5/5
QBB-RBA-WRATEAFLEXAD/STAKA+BenchB+
Best draft decision
Bo Nix at pick 99
Biggest strength
Starting lineup
Biggest concern
QB and tight end plus 2 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Bo Nix (QB, 17 proj.)
Breakout call
Bo Nix (QB, 17 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Ja'Marr Chase (WR, 13 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Championship contender
Last-place risk
Low

The ceiling is visible, but so is the trapdoor. Week 1 gets the first vote.

#2
Tee Popoola

TP Hulk Smash

B+88.2
Starting lineup 28.7/30
Running backs 15/15
Wide receivers 8.8/15
QB + TE 8.3/10
Bench depth 8.3/10
Upside 10/10
Risk 4.1/5
Balance 5/5
QBA+RBA+WRB-TEBFLEXA+D/STB+KB+BenchA
Best draft decision
Lamar Jackson at pick 41
Biggest strength
Running backs
Biggest concern
Wide receivers plus 1 flagged injury status
Best value
Lamar Jackson (QB, 19 proj.)
Breakout call
Kyler Murray (QB, 15 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Derrick Henry (RB, 15 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Championship contender
Last-place risk
Low

There is real structure here. The manager may now use confidence, provided it stays under the legal limit.

#3
Sandey

No Maam

B-82.1
Starting lineup 24.8/30
Running backs 10.1/15
Wide receivers 14.3/15
QB + TE 7.4/10
Bench depth 9.1/10
Upside 9.1/10
Risk 2.3/5
Balance 5/5
QBARBB+WRA+TEBFLEXA-D/STAKB+BenchA
Best draft decision
Joe Burrow at pick 68
Biggest strength
Wide receivers
Biggest concern
Running backs plus 3 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Joe Burrow (QB, 18 proj.)
Breakout call
Tyler Shough (QB, 14 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR, 13 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Playoff ceiling
Last-place risk
Moderate

The roster has a plan, a pulse, and enough evidence to survive the first group-chat cross-examination.

#4
David Campbell

DSIZZLE INYAMOUTH34

B-80.3
Starting lineup 24.8/30
Running backs 14.3/15
Wide receivers 7.8/15
QB + TE 6.9/10
Bench depth 9.6/10
Upside 8.7/10
Risk 3.2/5
Balance 5/5
QBB+RBA+WRBTEA-FLEXAD/STB+KB-BenchA+
Best draft decision
Drake Maye at pick 47
Biggest strength
Bench depth
Biggest concern
Wide receivers plus 2 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Drake Maye (QB, 16 proj.)
Breakout call
Brock Purdy (QB, 15 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Breece Hall (RB, 13 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Playoff ceiling
Last-place risk
Moderate

This build can win Sundays. Whether it can survive the manager’s Tuesday ideas remains under review.

#5
Jason Mendez

Big Dog Squad

C+79.5
Starting lineup 27.4/30
Running backs 13.7/15
Wide receivers 11.1/15
QB + TE 6.1/10
Bench depth 6.1/10
Upside 7.8/10
Risk 2.3/5
Balance 5/5
QBBRBAWRB+TEBFLEXAD/STB+KB+BenchB
Best draft decision
Matthew Stafford at pick 107
Biggest strength
Starting lineup
Biggest concern
QB and tight end plus 3 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Matthew Stafford (QB, 18 proj.)
Breakout call
Matthew Stafford (QB, 18 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Kenneth Walker III (RB, 12 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Playoff ceiling
Last-place risk
Moderate

The ceiling is visible, but so is the trapdoor. Week 1 gets the first vote.

#6
Cedric Welton

Nabers think I'm selling dope

C+77.7
Starting lineup 24.8/30
Running backs 12.4/15
Wide receivers 9.8/15
QB + TE 10/10
Bench depth 7.8/10
Upside 7.4/10
Risk 0.5/5
Balance 5/5
QBA-RBAWRBTEA+FLEXA+D/STB-KB+BenchA-
Best draft decision
Jahmyr Gibbs at pick 1
Biggest strength
QB and tight end
Biggest concern
Wide receivers plus 5 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB, 19 proj.)
Breakout call
Baker Mayfield (QB, 16 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Malik Nabers (WR, 9 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor defense before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Playoff ceiling
Last-place risk
Moderate

The lineup has answers; the bench has follow-up questions and has requested counsel.

#7
O Williams

P-TOWN PLAYAS

C75.7
Starting lineup 20.8/30
Running backs 8.5/15
Wide receivers 13/15
QB + TE 9.6/10
Bench depth 8.7/10
Upside 6.9/10
Risk 3.2/5
Balance 5/5
QBARBB-WRATEA+FLEXB+D/STB-KB+BenchA
Best draft decision
Dak Prescott at pick 58
Biggest strength
QB and tight end
Biggest concern
Running backs plus 2 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Dak Prescott (QB, 17 proj.)
Breakout call
Caleb Williams (QB, 16 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Ashton Jeanty (RB, 14 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor defense before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Playoff ceiling
Last-place risk
Moderate

A respectable draft with a few pressure points. Nobody should print a banner, but nobody should mute the alerts either.

#8
Maurio Miller

La Cosa Nostra

C74.3
Starting lineup 15.6/30
Running backs 11.1/15
Wide receivers 12.4/15
QB + TE 8.7/10
Bench depth 10/10
Upside 8.3/10
Risk 3.2/5
Balance 5/5
QBA+RBB+WRA-TEB+FLEXBD/STAKB-BenchA+
Best draft decision
Jaxson Dart at pick 126
Biggest strength
Bench depth
Biggest concern
Starting lineup plus 2 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Jaxson Dart (QB, 18 proj.)
Breakout call
Jaxson Dart (QB, 18 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Zay Flowers (WR, 9 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Playoff ceiling
Last-place risk
Elevated

The roster has a plan, a pulse, and enough evidence to survive the first group-chat cross-examination.

#9
Jose Guzman

Black Mamba

D+68.7
Starting lineup 20.8/30
Running backs 10.1/15
Wide receivers 15/15
QB + TE 5.2/10
Bench depth 5.6/10
Upside 5.6/10
Risk 1.4/5
Balance 5/5
QBB-RBBWRA+TEBFLEXB+D/STB-KA+BenchB-
Best draft decision
Trevor Lawrence at pick 93
Biggest strength
Wide receivers
Biggest concern
QB and tight end plus 4 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Trevor Lawrence (QB, 17 proj.)
Breakout call
Trevor Lawrence (QB, 17 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Tee Higgins (WR, 8 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Needs in-season work
Last-place risk
Elevated

A respectable draft with a few pressure points. Nobody should print a banner, but nobody should mute the alerts either.

#10
gilbert urbina

Show Me Your TD's

D+68.4
Starting lineup 20.8/30
Running backs 9.1/15
Wide receivers 10.4/15
QB + TE 7.8/10
Bench depth 6.5/10
Upside 6.5/10
Risk 2.3/5
Balance 5/5
QBB+RBBWRB+TEAFLEXB-D/STAKB+BenchB
Best draft decision
Jalen Hurts at pick 57
Biggest strength
QB and tight end
Biggest concern
Running backs plus 3 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Jalen Hurts (QB, 21 proj.)
Breakout call
Jalen Hurts (QB, 21 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Justin Jefferson (WR, 10 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Needs in-season work
Last-place risk
Elevated

There is real structure here. The manager may now use confidence, provided it stays under the legal limit.

#11
kevin mayfield

No Vaseline

D64.9
Starting lineup 16.9/30
Running backs 7.8/15
Wide receivers 11.7/15
QB + TE 9.1/10
Bench depth 6.9/10
Upside 5.2/10
Risk 2.3/5
Balance 5/5
QBARBB-WRATEA-FLEXB-D/STB+KB+BenchB+
Best draft decision
Justin Herbert at pick 37
Biggest strength
QB and tight end
Biggest concern
Running backs plus 3 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Justin Herbert (QB, 19 proj.)
Breakout call
Cam Ward (QB, 13 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Carnell Tate (WR, 7 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Needs in-season work
Last-place risk
Elevated

The lineup has answers; the bench has follow-up questions and has requested counsel.

#12
Garrett Hawkins

The Muscle Team

D-61.1
Starting lineup 18.2/30
Running backs 11.7/15
Wide receivers 8.8/15
QB + TE 5.6/10
Bench depth 5.2/10
Upside 6.1/10
Risk 0.5/5
Balance 5/5
QBBRBA-WRB-TEB-FLEXBD/STAKA+BenchB-
Best draft decision
Josh Allen at pick 31
Biggest strength
Running backs
Biggest concern
Bench depth plus 5 flagged injury statuses
Best value
Josh Allen (QB, 19 proj.)
Breakout call
Josh Allen (QB, 19 proj.)
Disappointment risk
Jeremiyah Love (RB, 10 proj.)
Early waiver priority
Monitor tight end room before chasing a trendy name with no role.
Championship ceiling
Needs in-season work
Last-place risk
Elevated

This build can win Sundays. Whether it can survive the manager’s Tuesday ideas remains under review.

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